Planet K

Reporting only when live on Planet K. A sister satelite to Rubbish Gays.

Monday, September 18, 2006

Kurse The Young

It's finally happened. It's not often but when it does it really does knock you sideways. By you I mean me. Bear with me. Tonight Gaydar bore sweet sweet fruit. Tall, funny, attractive, well-hung, sounds like me, but add to this 20 years old and VERY well hung and you have an idea of this evenings partner in Krime. Now I cannot stress this clearly enough. This lad had a HUGE cock, MASSIVE. Put mine to shame. Touch your thumb to your forefinger, then open them a little,(this only works if u have average/long fingers), this is how thick it was. Now do one-potato, two-potato, three-potato, this is how long it was. Of course, he didn't fuck me, I'm not Superman. I might be daft but I'm not stupid.

After I dropped him off that's when I started to feel a bit green, a bit jealous, a bit envious. He's young, hung with a lifetime to cum and there's me older (bolder), smaller (but still big dick fact fans), and many burned bridges behind me. I can only find solace in that HE messaged ME. So maybe it aint all that bad. Man, you still got it! Cheers buddy so I have!!

Saturday, September 02, 2006

Kick My Local Sauna Into Touch

Wide-screen TV they promise. Last time they had 'Heartbeat' on. Now...Dora the fuckin Explorer. When things go downhill they do so fast. So begins my Komments, I will summarize later and send them a strongly worded E-mail.

-The end toilet of 3 don't flush properly (plus there's a non-glorious big hole in the wall.
-The lights are out in the steam room.
-The floor tiles are loose in the sauna.
-The cabins don't all have locks (wot's a lock cost at B&Q??)
-The toilet on its own has no toilet seat, nor lock AND the door jams!
-The vending machines need stocking up more regularly.
-The 2nd lounge area is just lame, put the PCs back.
-The main lounge area has ripped leatherette couches,looks cheap

Apart from that, it's Kool with a K. I shall continue to kick it, as the letter demands. Been here 3 hours and still not had a fuck. Wot IS it that men want? Who fuckin knows! The really fit lads keep givin me the nod, but it's just an E-head nod.

PS Guess where I am?? I'm wearing a towel. Have I said too much?