Brilliant

Reet well. I'm back on home turf. Finally. I stopped off to fuck this great looking lads, piercings, tattoos the works, he was on the same K-Shuttle. The drive down started like Ridge Racer 4, but ended up like Wipeout Fusion. The Sex was FAN-FUCKING -TASTIC Two more giant lines have sent me to a place where I'm thinking who's cock do I have to suck to see George Micheal live. Chris Lowe if you're reading I'd fuck you too!!! I bet them Pet Shop Boys got tickets. Yeah I fucking be they do, AND I bet they got Madonna tickets.

[On Radio K: Feel It - The Tamperer - (06:25)]