....Right Up The Garden Path
Just agreed to meet a local bi, yeah I know. 10 mins he said, I was stood at the door keepin' nit. Then I saw a squirell, large as life over the road. The cheeky scamp jumped off a bungalow roof, to a tree, then scurried away. Stunned by this amazing display of nature in suburbia, I didn't take a picture.
The local bi never turned up. This is the garden path he would have walked but has made me walk. A pox on all his houses. Note greeness of grass. This green means buisness!!