FuK me!!

When a punter says 'oh the camera didn't work anyway', take it with a pinch. Am now featured as No 7 in Fitlads most popular videos of the week. Um, if I had known I would have held my stomach in a bit more. Here is the video, click anywhere here. Don't look at me. I'M SHY.

I Saw The Sign

This is the view from the steps of my local Towel Club.

New Kar

I got a new Kar I think it's trying to tell me summit.

K-FucK me!!

Do you see? Tonight Ketty meets Betty!! This will be fucking glorious. Fellow K-ers will know my affection for the Boo. Wish me lucK. I'm going to try to touch her!

STOP THE PRESS!! Who is that? Vicki Vale, I like... smoking joints but I cannot hand roll.

The Rizla Rolling Machine has been upgraded. Words cannot express the beauty. Pictures however can. Observe the Klassik Rizla roller banished to the shadows. BEGONE!





You like it from the front? You'll love it from the side.

That cheeky V-slit. I bet, even if you hand roll, you'd love to finger it. Wouldn't you.

Kartography

Obviously you need to CLICK THE PICTURE TO MAKE IT BIGGER.

The Power Of Three, Shall Ket Us Free!!

Space Kowboy-Running Away




Soundbluntz feat. Cheyne Coates -(Maybe You'll Get) LucKy



Kleerup feat. Robyn - With Every Heartbeat




These fucking hot temptations just walked right in. Play on a loop to infinity and beyond!!!

Lost & Found

See above, you can imagine.

Are these your pants?? Are you gay , in Manchester, got off your head one night??

Tough shit girlfreind.

ALL YOUR PANTS ARE BELONG TO US!!