K-FucK me!!

Do you see? Tonight Ketty meets Betty!! This will be fucking glorious. Fellow K-ers will know my affection for the Boo. Wish me lucK. I'm going to try to touch her!

Ketty Boo/Ugly Betty

She's Betty.

I don't miss her, just what she used to be.

At the top of every K trip we take the golden trilogy of Boo is recurrent theme. Hey DJ (I can't dance), Doin' the Do & Where Are You Baby, the Father, the Son & the Holy Ghost. Amen.

It's odd 'cos at the time I didn't care very much for her. Time has been kind.

This copy of Smash Hits is dated 22 August-4 September 1990. It's my benchmark. If you are younger than this magazine, I'm sorry you cannot ride.