PacKed Lunch

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Driving Me Kerazy

-Sunkids Feat Chance - Rise Up 2006
-Studio B-C'mon get it on
-Scape ft. D'Empress - Be My Friend (Seamus Haji Vocal Mix)
-Deepgroove-Fascinated (bootleg)
-Haji & Emanuel - Take Me Away (Vocal Mix)
-Tweet-Boogie 2nite (T&F crushed Db Boulevard club re-edit)
-The Egg - Walking Away (Tocadisco Remix)
-Syke N Sugarstarr - Are You (WATCHING U WATCHING ME) (New Master Mix)
-Switch - A Bit Patchy (Kenny Dope Mix)
-Supermode - Tell Me Why
-Marco V - False Light
-Marcel Woods - Advanced (Trance energy theme 2006)
-Above & Beyond - Alone Tonight (Original Mix)
-Matt Darey Feat. Izzy - Eternity
-Underground Movement Feat. Stanford - Shake (Kurt Maverick Mix)
-Yom Trax - The Sound [Paul Masterson Remix]
-Playback - Hit The Bricks

Presented in a more copy & paste friendly style. Handy for downloading.

Native Kayliens

Although I claim this Planet as my own, it seems The Ketamine Chronicles tell of 'others' here before. Click the tacky sign above to enter. I think its a club. Either or it's more foreign muck!

Fairly Amusing

I ThinK Were Alone Now

The nerds in Gaydar chat had started me thinking how brilliant the PS2 was. Off I went, but when I got there, I realised. All my game saves are shit. Like halfway through Res Evil 4 with no ammo. Next thing, its good to sing? Yup an hour on Singstar. Woke the house up ironically with the Tiffany song used to name this gem.

When Worlds Kollide

CLICK YOU DUMMIES!!

Kover Star!!

Observe Pete.



I Knew we had a Konnection! Planet-K officially supports Pete. Officially I would love to fucK him.

Finally...



He is the champion my friends!!

Paint The Whole World

It can't just be the K. Nature truly is FANTASTIC. Witness the marvel! Almost worth getting drenched going for milk just. I am damp and happy, but, is it art?

Don't Get Fresh With Me

A HOT new selection of mp3s. Makes Love Sensation seem right out of time.

A Pearl Tear From Jap's Eye Runs Rings Around Planet-K

Trade's treasures. Got back this morning, seems my dick walked off with last night's trade's cock ring. Mind of its own! I will return it, but will wear it 24/7 until that time cos my own cock rings are really borin. Don't look at me cocking my ring, is really borin.

You see the ring, you die!

How It's Made

That's magic!

Planet-K's 20 Most Kunted

A Kunning Stunt

I had this like, B-R-I-L-L-A-N-T idea. This is genius, sometimes I even have to touch myself to see if im real. Are you me? Domain names I've messed about with before but 'never pay' is my motto. So I've know about .tk for a while. Then it clicked! .tk? Planet-K? MAKE THEM WORK!! MERGE THOSE WORDS/CONCEPT! Hold on.....

WWW.Plane.tK

Fucking look at that!! Don't that take the fucking biscuit!! Ace!!

Shit thing is though, I can't make this sweet name refer to this site due to blah, blah....

So close!

DANG!!

Boys Boys Boys Get Ready For Ma Love

K-(Multi)Pax

I got a multipack 'deal' at the Co-Op. I feel I have been duped. This chocolate isn't it's usual mansize. On the Nokia/Summer scale, inches have been lost.

FUCK ME JESUS!!

I have just proper freaked. Calm down queer it's only a commercial.

Damien Thorn gives me the horn

Lost In Translation

Fuck me Gaydar is full of mongs.

Drugs Are For Mugs

He scores, he shoots!!

I Can See Your Dirty Pillows

It's called weed mama... Today I had fast run out of weed. A connection was made though with straight-mate. 'I've got some spare, come round to my-straight-mates I'm babysitting.' Now straight-mate is fit but straight-mates-mate is fitter. Remember this! I get round, its just straight-mate in. This 'spare' is this huge fucking bag. Fuck me!(Part 1).

So I've rolled and smoked one and I ask if I can use straight-mates-mates loo. I go up and notice the bedroom door open. For no fuckin' reason WOTSOEVER I go in, quick as a flash I'm in straight-mates-mates pants draw. Within 10 5 seconds a pair of tighty whites go from his box to my hoodie pocket.Fuck me!(Part two).

Let me clarify. I stole a mates mates underwear. What have I become? Rather than self-analyse I decided to make them into Planet-K's Official Flag. See below.



They may try to pull down my pants, but I will endovour to put out more flags!

Are You Ready For The Launch?

Fucking hell!! Like Howard Jones me, Dream Into Action. I have successful launched the 1st K-Pod cast!! Find it HERE!!

Ah Sir, Your Usual Table?

Its a rhetorical question really. As seen this spread looks both inviting and filling.

Would Sir like poppers with that? Chilled of course.



The frosting on the bottles was amusing but we never used 'em. Poppers are evil!! Keep the faith!!

All Above The Streets And Houses....

A rainbow?! Over Planet-K?? Timetable didn't indicate another trip until next week. Yet this rainbow was a sign. A sign of things to bum. We will be plugged in, but in Southport of all place. Be seeing you!

NB Not on K right now should shouldn't official be here. Don't look at me not being K-ed. Is really borin.

Rubbish Gays

WOT A FUCKING LIBERTY. Men have needs!! Naughty Girls (need love to).

Driving Me Kerazy

No Dannii, this is so NOT it. A pox on the House of AOL!!

My connection keeps failing. Transmission weak.

My PC is shit too!! DOOM ON YOU PC!!! YES YOU MAY LOOK DOWN!!!

Gaytime K-Time

Hi fans!! Just back from fucking this dead dirty fit lad in Manchester. Planet-K was in conjuction with Planets E, GHB & whizz. Special thanks to Attitude November Issue for being temp skinning up tray. When in rome....

Tunnock's from Heaven

I was reet hungry but, I got a reet sweet tooth and was fucked off with eating crips. Seven packets and counting. Then FUCK ME IT'S ONLY TEACAKES!!

TEACAKE INTAKE: 4 AND RISING

Mea Culpa

Seems it wasn't Raining Men, just raining. Who knew?

Rip Off The Roof & Stay In Bed

Taking Chances. Bold Advances.

After getting a hot tip on Gaydar. I was off. A Megane adventure. Lay-by sex. I've just had it. I have just had my cock sucked in a layby!! WOT IS GOIN'ON?

Smashing Time

Agent Dick Whittington has turned us away from S/A/W and toward the light Carole-Anne.

Kiss Like Ether

Hellzapoppin' When Im Waltzin' In Ma Stockin's

You might need these.

Jaded

Flaming Homosexual. The correct method is right, right. Other routes lead to doom! See below.

Ode To Niv (Partner In Krime)

cubicable wall
standing tall
mosaic tile
secret smile
red light
crystal white
bottle top
ket fucked

Minogue Vs Minouge

This Is It-Dannii
Better The Devil You Know-Kylie
Shocked-Kylie
All I Wanna Do-Dannii
Where Is the Feeling-Kylie
Breathe-Kylie
I Begin To Wonder (Spin Me Round Bootleg)-Dannii
On A Night Like This-Kylie
Your Disco Needs You (Almighty Mix)-Kylie
On The Loop-Dannii
Dont Wanna Lose This Groove (Radio Edit)-Dannii
Butterfly-Kylie
Light Years-Kylie Minogue
You Wont Forget About Me-Dannii
I Feel Love (fever tour studio version)-Kylie
Perfection (Turn Me Upside Down) Club Mix-Dannii
Can't Get You Out Of My Head (Blue Monday Remix)-Kylie
Put The Needle On It (Jason Nevins Edit)-Dannii
Still standing-Kylie
So Under Pressure-Dannii

We all know who the cuckoo sister is.

....Right Up The Garden Path

Just agreed to meet a local bi, yeah I know. 10 mins he said, I was stood at the door keepin' nit. Then I saw a squirell, large as life over the road. The cheeky scamp jumped off a bungalow roof, to a tree, then scurried away. Stunned by this amazing display of nature in suburbia, I didn't take a picture.





The local bi never turned up. This is the garden path he would have walked but has made me walk. A pox on all his houses. Note greeness of grass. This green means buisness!!

White Lines

Just back from Essential Manchester. Friday Flip. It's a fucking joke.It's a pure K-Hole without the K. Anyhow I've already had 2 decent lines since i got back, but this current line should well sort me out. As the rush comes.

Another Nite Another K

If you see this person.



At this event.



Buy him a drink, drug fuck him, then kill him.

The Long Good FriKay/A Hard K's Night

Fall-Out Boy

Liza WAS right Don't Drop Bombs, baby.